Hello! Yes! Quiche!

Rawr! Well hello there. It appears that we went a little bit POOF! for the last few days, but we are BACKLECOPTER, with a brand new look. I’ve brought the site back up a little earlier than scheduled because obviously you all miss our raging awesomeness, and although there are some new lovely things, there is still a lot of work to be done, so more and more bits of the site will be coming online over the next few days.

For now, however, you can touch our re-shinified blug and take a whirl through our Web 2.0 answer to the Dorktionary, with our wikified Dorkipiedia. Our new FAB News section exists, but isn’t quite ready to be interesting. I know how to do a good website launch! Wonderful!

Yo Homies!

YUSS I REMEMBERED MY PASSWORD!

yuss i’m a genius!

i feel the need to run down the street naked with joy screaming “I’M A FRIGGIN GENIUS!”   *pauses to consider this, hmm…it’s a bit chilly outside jus now*

i have also realised i’m an ejit and a half…i agreed to do overtime at work at nite… well tis also good coz i get to see…er….Batman knows….ask her…. on second thoughts don’t! Batman keep ur wings shut!

Oh…i also died at work the other day! i had this huge nosebleed, it was like the niagara falls! no joke…i was literally carried to a car 2 escort me home!

Well that was that….an update and a half! (of utter shite, i know!)

Now…on to grander things!

CONGRATULATIONS DOOFUS……..am i a tad late in congratulating?…oh dear…one day i will be as punctual as a….?….as a um…. *thinks*….. as punctual as a bee?????

Well i’m also Oreo Tuffin BSc….check me go, oh yeah baby, that’s right!

Oh and we all need to now be merry and jolly! Wondering why??? coz i plan to become a farmer……. actually no i don’t! HONEST!

And i also hav a newsflash…. MACDONALDS IS RUINING MY LIFE!!!! seriously…i cant go down the road without coming across the bloody fastfood junk place! it is actually ruining my life….why? you may ask! Well coz…..well coz it jus is….it’s complicated……Batman don’t laugh, it’s not funny!

And my brain has gone to mush!

That is all for now!

 

Tally ho butterballs and whiskers!!!

 

Oreo!x

MARRY ME?

Alright… so I miss you all.

I mean, of course I still talk to you – but I mean I miss you all being on the FAB site.

So I propose a toast!

Wait, no… that’s not right, I’m proposing something but not a toast. And not marriage either.

No, I think we should revive the site and make it better than before. Here is what I think we should do, and it should be pretty easy to keep up:

+Each of us must blug at least ONCE a week. It doesn’t even have to be a long ramble-y post filled with lots of FAB awesomeness if you don’t want it to be, if you can’t think of anything then, I dunno, post a youtube video that will make us laugh or quotes or something interesting… just something.

+ The quotes page must be revived. I admit, that’s kind of been an epic fail on my part – I’ve got all of the convos to be quotes, they’ve all kind of built up but I fell behind with the updating thing. So yes, if we go with the whole FABsite revival, then I promise I shall post at least one quotes page update a week.

+ Dorktionary needs updated and yes, that’s another Pidgefail, but that’s easily fixed.

And these following things don’t *have* to happen and if they do happen, then they don’t have to happen right now… they’re just ideas.

+Team FAB podcast. Me and the Roo have talked about this – I think it would be awesome. Right now I’m lacking the decent mic and privacy to be able to participate, but when I move out (which I *hope* shall be this year!) then I totally want to do that!

+ FABnews! I dunno… that was just a new idea, haven’t thought much further than that.

+ FABchats! We have plenty of MSN orgies but talking in the FABchat is fun too, so I think we should use the chat a bit more often.

So yes, anyone else up for a summer TF site revival? YAY OR NAY, BETCHES?!

Later.

P.s. ALSO! Congratulations Doofus. I know I already sent you a… lovely… Cliff Richard video to acknowledge your awesomeness and all, but I thought I’d add it here too. :]

It’s Britmunk bitch!

roo // says:
oh my god, every muscle is burning with lulz
oh god then i just went and watched it again!

Lanna[lovely]Pidge – Gangsta rainbows, betch! :] says:
Hahaha Bin Laden chipmunk

roo // says:
hahahahaha it hurts so much

roo // says:
something about the silence before “it’s britney bitch” is just perfect

Lanna[lovely]Pidge – Gangsta rainbows, betch! :] says:
Hahaha yeah

roo // says:
haha i’m in pain

Lanna[lovely]Pidge – Gangsta rainbows, betch! :] says:
Me too

Later.

Tilly & The Wallpaper

This is quite clearly the greatest wallpaper in the history of screenage.

Sometimes, talking to strangers is fun.

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Betty, is that you?!
Stranger: No. Pete, is that you?!
You: It might be! O.o
Stranger: O.o!!!!
Stranger: I might be Betty!
You: Shocking!
Stranger: :D
Stranger: So.. Pete.
You: So… Betty.
You: About that hat…
Stranger: *sigh* Indeed, that hat..
Stranger: Are you ever going to return it to me? I know you love it because it’s pink and fluffy, but jeez, Pete..
You: Probably not. The hat loves me. It told me so. It really, really does! I feed it and bathe it and wear it as if it were my own!
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: How dare it cheat on me?
Stranger: What’s it see in you that it doesn’t see in me?
Stranger: *hides in corner*
You: I think it might be your hair? Maybe your ears?
Stranger: :(
You: Tell you what, me and the hat will go steal you a different hat. The Pope’s hat!
Stranger: :O
Stranger: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Stranger: The Pope’s hat will love me.
Stranger: And our hats and us, will go on a double date.
You: The Pope’s hat loves everyone. It’s slutty like that – or maybe it’s the whole religion thing that makes it love so… slut-ishly?
You: We could have a double wedding!
Stranger: :D
Stranger: And invite all our other hat friends.
You: And scarves!
Stranger: And belts. But the belts are hated.
You: Gloves too, but only the left ones. The right ones are very sneaky, they’re all warm and friendly to your… hand… and then when you least expect it, BAM! They steal your cactus!
Stranger: Oh wow.
Stranger: It seems you have alot to teach me about gloves! I didnt know they were like that..
You: Yup, not many are skilled in the art of… glove… knowing. O.o
You: (okay, at which point did this conversation pass the point of ridiculous? :P )
Stranger: Together, we shall inform the world all about the atrocities of gloves.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Haha, I know..
Stranger: We got a bit carried away..
Stranger: So, what’s your name?
You: You get a gold star for not being scared away by weirdness! :] I’m Alanna.
Stranger: Haha, and you get a scarf for not being scared away by mine! I’m Rebecca.
You: A scarf?! I’ve always wanted one of those!
You: …Okay, apparently it’s kind of hard to snap out of weird mode. Huh.
Stranger: I know, eh? Jesus, I was totally set on that hat wedding..