YUSS I REMEMBERED MY PASSWORD!

yuss i’m a genius!

i feel the need to run down the street naked with joy screaming “I’M A FRIGGIN GENIUS!”   *pauses to consider this, hmm…it’s a bit chilly outside jus now*

i have also realised i’m an ejit and a half…i agreed to do overtime at work at nite… well tis also good coz i get to see…er….Batman knows….ask her…. on second thoughts don’t! Batman keep ur wings shut!

Oh…i also died at work the other day! i had this huge nosebleed, it was like the niagara falls! no joke…i was literally carried to a car 2 escort me home!

Well that was that….an update and a half! (of utter shite, i know!)

Now…on to grander things!

CONGRATULATIONS DOOFUS……..am i a tad late in congratulating?…oh dear…one day i will be as punctual as a….?….as a um…. *thinks*….. as punctual as a bee?????

Well i’m also Oreo Tuffin BSc….check me go, oh yeah baby, that’s right!

Oh and we all need to now be merry and jolly! Wondering why??? coz i plan to become a farmer……. actually no i don’t! HONEST!

And i also hav a newsflash…. MACDONALDS IS RUINING MY LIFE!!!! seriously…i cant go down the road without coming across the bloody fastfood junk place! it is actually ruining my life….why? you may ask! Well coz…..well coz it jus is….it’s complicated……Batman don’t laugh, it’s not funny!

And my brain has gone to mush!

That is all for now!

 

Tally ho butterballs and whiskers!!!

 

Oreo!x

Alright… so I miss you all.

I mean, of course I still talk to you - but I mean I miss you all being on the FAB site.

So I propose a toast!

Wait, no… that’s not right, I’m proposing something but not a toast. And not marriage either.

No, I think we should revive the site and make it better than before. Here is what I think we should do, and it should be pretty easy to keep up:

+Each of us must blug at least ONCE a week. It doesn’t even have to be a long ramble-y post filled with lots of FAB awesomeness if you don’t want it to be, if you can’t think of anything then, I dunno, post a youtube video that will make us laugh or quotes or something interesting… just something.

+ The quotes page must be revived. I admit, that’s kind of been an epic fail on my part - I’ve got all of the convos to be quotes, they’ve all kind of built up but I fell behind with the updating thing. So yes, if we go with the whole FABsite revival, then I promise I shall post at least one quotes page update a week.

+ Dorktionary needs updated and yes, that’s another Pidgefail, but that’s easily fixed.

And these following things don’t *have* to happen and if they do happen, then they don’t have to happen right now… they’re just ideas.

+Team FAB podcast. Me and the Roo have talked about this - I think it would be awesome. Right now I’m lacking the decent mic and privacy to be able to participate, but when I move out (which I *hope* shall be this year!) then I totally want to do that!

+ FABnews! I dunno… that was just a new idea, haven’t thought much further than that.

+ FABchats! We have plenty of MSN orgies but talking in the FABchat is fun too, so I think we should use the chat a bit more often.

So yes, anyone else up for a summer TF site revival? YAY OR NAY, BETCHES?!

Later.

P.s. ALSO! Congratulations Doofus. I know I already sent you a… lovely… Cliff Richard video to acknowledge your awesomeness and all, but I thought I’d add it here too. :]

roo // says:
oh my god, every muscle is burning with lulz
oh god then i just went and watched it again!

Lanna[lovely]Pidge - Gangsta rainbows, betch! :] says:
Hahaha Bin Laden chipmunk

roo // says:
hahahahaha it hurts so much

roo // says:
something about the silence before “it’s britney bitch” is just perfect

Lanna[lovely]Pidge - Gangsta rainbows, betch! :] says:
Hahaha yeah

roo // says:
haha i’m in pain

Lanna[lovely]Pidge - Gangsta rainbows, betch! :] says:
Me too

Later.

This is quite clearly the greatest wallpaper in the history of screenage.

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Betty, is that you?!
Stranger: No. Pete, is that you?!
You: It might be! O.o
Stranger: O.o!!!!
Stranger: I might be Betty!
You: Shocking!
Stranger: :D
Stranger: So.. Pete.
You: So… Betty.
You: About that hat…
Stranger: *sigh* Indeed, that hat..
Stranger: Are you ever going to return it to me? I know you love it because it’s pink and fluffy, but jeez, Pete..
You: Probably not. The hat loves me. It told me so. It really, really does! I feed it and bathe it and wear it as if it were my own!
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: How dare it cheat on me?
Stranger: What’s it see in you that it doesn’t see in me?
Stranger: *hides in corner*
You: I think it might be your hair? Maybe your ears?
Stranger: :(
You: Tell you what, me and the hat will go steal you a different hat. The Pope’s hat!
Stranger: :O
Stranger: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Stranger: The Pope’s hat will love me.
Stranger: And our hats and us, will go on a double date.
You: The Pope’s hat loves everyone. It’s slutty like that - or maybe it’s the whole religion thing that makes it love so… slut-ishly?
You: We could have a double wedding!
Stranger: :D
Stranger: And invite all our other hat friends.
You: And scarves!
Stranger: And belts. But the belts are hated.
You: Gloves too, but only the left ones. The right ones are very sneaky, they’re all warm and friendly to your… hand… and then when you least expect it, BAM! They steal your cactus!
Stranger: Oh wow.
Stranger: It seems you have alot to teach me about gloves! I didnt know they were like that..
You: Yup, not many are skilled in the art of… glove… knowing. O.o
You: (okay, at which point did this conversation pass the point of ridiculous? :P )
Stranger: Together, we shall inform the world all about the atrocities of gloves.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Haha, I know..
Stranger: We got a bit carried away..
Stranger: So, what’s your name?
You: You get a gold star for not being scared away by weirdness! :] I’m Alanna.
Stranger: Haha, and you get a scarf for not being scared away by mine! I’m Rebecca.
You: A scarf?! I’ve always wanted one of those!
You: …Okay, apparently it’s kind of hard to snap out of weird mode. Huh.
Stranger: I know, eh? Jesus, I was totally set on that hat wedding..

Ok so I’m not entirely sure what I’m going to write about here, it could get very confusing.

So firstly, Me, Pidge and one of the mini-fabs had a conversation last week, involving a youtube vlogger. Now sometimes, and ONLY sometimes, do we all get a little bit carried away and phrases such as “I want to lick him” start to arise. So yeah… that sort of a conversation ensued and I may have stupidly dared Pidge to email it to him! So since neither me nor Pidge back out of giving or carrying out a dare, this email may have been sent. And considering it was me that said pretty much anything even slightly suggestive… this could be bad! VERY VERY BAD! SO yeah, I am just waiting for the restraining order to arrive in the post. AND! The annoying thing is… this vlogger is pretty much ALL HAIR AND SHOES! So yeah… that may have been a bad move…

Moving on…

Second thing is, I think My Rocky Horror Picture Show obssession may have gone beyond the point of no return! I have watched it 23 times since last Monday! And everytime I close my eyes, I see it! It is starting to take over my life! I think it is about time I checked into a rehab centre for people addicted to men in make-up! Everytime a guy appears I try to work out what he would look like in fish nets, high heels and eye liner!

Um what else… oh yeah! I was considering starting a vlog on youtube… Again I am not sure this is a good idea because 1. Everyone will then no who I am… although I could wear a mask… A BAT MASK! Oh thats a plan, I could wear a wig and um.. yes, I’ll stop with that now.. any suggestions let me know… Um and 2. Then this vlogger from earlier can send me ridiculous emails! Again not good! So yes…

Oh! Another thing that seems to have taken up permanent residence in my mind is Shipwrecked! So for anyone who doesn’t know, Shipwrecked is a British show in which two groups of people are sent to two separate islands in the Pacific where they form two tribes. Everyweek at least 1 new arrival comes to the islands and spends an equal amount of time with each group of people before deciding where they want to spend the rest of their time. There is usually a series of different twists along the way. Now I hate reality tv but this show has me hooked!!!! Plus, there is a guy in it called Liam who is actually GORGEOUS! And he has worn make-up, so thats that sorted! I’m going to shut up with that now.

I have realised that T.F have never done anything interactive and having watched waaaaay too many vlogs in the past week, I have decided to start it. So I want anyone who reads this to comment on this post and let T.F know of any problems you are having and as the self appointed T.F agony aunt, I will try and answer them! This is just a test to see how well it works and if it does, we can think of something more exciting to do next time!

So for now…

Kisses x  to you all!

YES! It’s the return of ROO’S SQUELCHY SONG OF THE MOMENT!

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Gasp.
You: O.o
Stranger: It cannot be!
You: Oh but it can!
Stranger: Fuckkkk.
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: What did I ever do?
Stranger: What did mankind do?
You: You licked a cactus!
Stranger: That hurt.
Stranger: But no I dont think that was it.
You: Maybe it was the time you ate that banana?
Stranger: No that was yummy.
You: You say that now!
Stranger: When won’t I say it?
You: …Next Tuesday. No one likes bananas on Tuesdays.
Stranger: But… it is tuesday.
Stranger: Fail.
You: Not here, here it’s Wednesday, so the bananas are safe! Or… not safe, depending on how you look at it.
Stranger: Oh god not australia again
You: …Scotland.
Stranger: Oh even worse.
You: Haha
Stranger: You bastards, I went to Edinburgh.
Stranger: I couldnt find a place to sleep.
Stranger: So i slept on your damned hill.
You: I hate Edinburgh. =/
Stranger: Glasgow?
You: Born there, it’s worse than Edinburgh.
Stranger: So I heard.
You: Yup.
Stranger: Is there more to Scotland than just those two cities?
Stranger: I have heard of such mythical lands.
You: Of course, there would be no Loch Ness monster if there was no Inverness!
Stranger: Sure there would it would just be radioactive and awesome in lake Glasgow.
Stranger: Guess what country I am from.
You: America? Russia? England? Ireland? France? Canada?
Stranger: You guess one at a time.
Stranger: I am not Russian, ew.
Stranger: Is my english that bad?
You: Hey, I’m sure there are plenty of Russians who are fluent in English.
Stranger: Yes but they are horrible people.
You: Mhmm, with freaky accents.
Stranger: From a scot?
Stranger: Ironic.
Stranger: You have failed so I will admit my American blood.
Stranger: Whatever that means.
You: Russian accents are way worse than even the worst Scottish accent!
Stranger: Naw, Scots be crazy.
You: …No comment.
Stranger: Its the truth we have scots, my last name is a Mac
Stranger: I know how it is
Stranger: off I go
Stranger: your normalcy is a nice change of pace.
Stranger: Tata
You: Bye :]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: spandex ftw
You: I concur!
Stranger: i love when girls wear spandex
You: I love when *old people* wear spandex!
Stranger: no sag for me
You: O.o
Stranger: physics blows
You: An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
Stranger: no
Stranger: serious?
You: Yup. Shocking!
Stranger: snapple cap?
You: …Yes?
Stranger: that where you found that fact?
You: No, I’m just a fountain of useless information.
Stranger: thats cool
You: Mhmm.
Stranger: do you get ass?
You: Do YOU get ass?
Stranger: cause my buddy is like that, and i am having the hardest time getting him some
Stranger: yes i get ass wtf
You: …
Stranger: ………………………………………….
Stranger: ……………………………….
Stranger: …
Stranger: …
Stranger: .
You: …………………………………………………..!!!!!
Stranger: ..
Stranger: …..
You: I just lost the game. =/
Stranger: ………….
Stranger: ……
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: im good
You: Lovely.
Stranger: lovely = woman word
You: It’s good that I’m a woman then…? =/
Stranger: your a woman??
You: Haha yes, do I seem like a guy?
Stranger: the old people spandex thing threw me off
You: I was kidding about that. :P
Stranger: uh huh sureee
Stranger: do you wear spandex?
You: Um, no.
Stranger: y?
You: Because. =/
Stranger: talk it out….
Stranger: im here for you
You: Alright, so I think my fear of spandex roots back to when I was 5 and…
You: O.o
Stranger: you lie
You: Psh, I never lie!
You: Okay, that was a lie…

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: gg’day from australia
You: Um… morning, from Scotland? O.o
Stranger: o yea like braveheart wasusp
Stranger: do you wear a quilt
You: Hahahaha!

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hector?!
Stranger: Eh?
You: Huh?
Stranger: :D
You: =]

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HAROLD?!
You: Is that you?!
Stranger: no! this is marge!
Stranger: is this geraldine?!
You: Marge! You bitch! You *stole* him didn’t you!
Stranger: yes i did and i am sorry. i cant help it.

Omegle amuses me greatly. :]

Later.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Okay, so there’s this site called omegle, and it’s really funny - basically, you just go on it and it’ll put you in a chat with a random stranger and it’s completely anonymous and everything… and the site tagline is “talk to strangers”, do I even need to explain what is funny about that.

So basically, it’s almost 6am and I’m bored and I was curious and so I went on the site and I kept refreshing the page, laughing at the things people would say… anyway, just thought I’d paste the funniest thing so far:

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: cyber?
You: Um. No. =/
Stranger: Well then
Stranger: _/_____\_____________\____________/____
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___–___\\_______:
__\______\/_____–~~__________~–__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.———-.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`—-___–’______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________
You: Hahaha!
Stranger: prude

Now I’m just tempted to like… paste random quotes at random strangers and see how they react!

Anywhore, that’s all I wanted to say.

Btw, the site is http://omegle.com/

Later.

P.s. Hahaha:

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: fuck patriotism
Stranger: the world is for all people!
You: i concur
Stranger: thats good
You: mhmm